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AHAHAHAHAHAHA….. I don’t know if I’m posting this because I feel its something people should know about their real estate or because I was rolling around on the ground laughing wondering if this guy was serious.

Thats right my friends! You heard the breaking news here first. The stove in your home determines your income! =) (what a great chuckle)

Thanks for reading!

- Jeff Buettner
Real Estate Wiz Kid
Arizona Short Sale Realtor & Negotiator

I’m upside down on my house and need to do a short sale in Phoenix…

Did you know that 203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.?

- Jeff Buettner
Real Estate Wiz Kid

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I just recently purchased a money frog. I got this decorative piece at the Paradise Valley Mall located in Phoenix. The woman at the feng shui store told me to place it on my desk at work and to have it facing towards me. Frankly, the little thing is ugly. It is hideous. But now he sits near me while I work.
Here is a little more info about them.         

The name, money frog, is due to the fact that it carries the pa kua on its back and below its crown. The frog symbolizes wealth while the pa kua symbolizes protection, and therefore, this king money frog symbolizes the unity of those life aspects bringing them both to those who keep this creature into their homes. The king money frog is usually depicted sitting on a bed of coins and gold ingots which add to the wealth symbolism which the frog itself already has. Therefore, this feng shui item is ideal for those who wish to attract wealth as well as they wish to protect their money income.

Thanks for reading!

- Jeff Buettner
Real Estate Wiz Kid

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So, for most of you, your desk is a place to conduct business. Unfortunately, for some. that place isn’t too pleasant. So here are some feng shui tips that might be able to help you out.

• Clear away the desk clutter!
• Don’t have your desk facing away from the door of your office.
• If your desk is facing away, hang up a mirror so no one can startle you.
• Try adding a plant or bamboo to your desk .
• Trying surrounding yourself with natural things or things that represent nature.
• Don’t slouch and keep on task.
• Only surround yourself with things you enjoy or like.
• Trying adding a new water feature to your desk. It can be peaceful and tranquil.

Have a great day and thanks for reading!

- – Jeff Buettner
Real Estate Wiz Kid

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Your parents always told you to sit up straight. You never understood why! It never made sense until now…. Sitting up straight is crucial supposedly. I truly had no idea and I don’t know who would. A discovery was made by researchers at the University of Leeds, UK, who found that muscles in your neck have a direct connection to your nucleus tractus solitarius (NTS). Listen to these facts! Slouching at your deak can lead to:

• Increased risk of neck and back problems
• Abnormal wear and tear on your joints, which can lead to arthritis
• Improperly aligned bones and joints, which can lead to fatigue
• Your spine becoming fixed in an abnormal position, which can lead to constricted blood vessels and  nerves and problems with muscles, discs, and joints. In turn, this can cause headaches, fatigue, organ trouble and breathing problems.
• Increased strains and pains
• More stress on the ligaments that hold your spine’s joints together

So, keep your feet on the floor, don’t slouch, and sit up straight or you could be cruisin for a bruisin in the future! Thanks for reading. Have a great day !

– Jeff Buettner
Real Estate Wiz Kid

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The Guinness Book of World Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

- Jeff Buettner
Real Estate Wiz Kid

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Did you know that in Australia “How are you?” is a common question that does not require an answer. It is just another way of saying “Hi”.

Isn’t that interesting!

- Jeff Buettner
Real Estate Wiz Kid

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So here it goes. Ya I said it. You MUST go out and buy lucky bamboo. You MUST go out and buy lucky bamboo right after reading this post. I don’t care if you a real estate agent, home buyer, or just a valiant reader. You MUST go out and buy lucky bamboo. You must be wondering why I am instructing you to do such a seemingly unimportant task. There are several very important and valid reasons for my thinking and here they go :

Facts

1. Plants decrease stress and increase productivity in the workplace by 12%.

2. Plants have been shown to reduce the frequency of fatigue, headache, sore/dry throats, coughs, dry facial skin, and negative well being by at least 20%.

3. Plant leaves can absorb certain organic chemicals and destroy them through a process called “metabolic breakdown” which means they can remove chemical toxins from the air.

4. Plants have been shown to increase overall happiness to the owner by bringing them closer to nature.

Why Lucky Bamboo?

1. It is the easiest indoor plant to take care of requiring only water and no direct sunlight.

2. Feng Shui beliefs say it can bring easy money, wealth, and a good flow of luck.

3. Thought to bring balance and order to space it is placed in.

4. And bottomline, it makes you look very cultured impressing anyone who walks by.

So go buy your lucky bamboo and enjoy it my friends.

- Jeff Buettner
Real Estate Wiz Kid

Help me find some bamboo for my real estate!