Why you must buy Lucky Bamboo ! ! !

So here it goes. Ya I said it. You MUST go out and buy lucky bamboo. You MUST go out and buy lucky bamboo right after reading this post. I don’t care if you a real estate agent, home buyer, or just a valiant reader. You MUST go out and buy lucky bamboo. You must be wondering why I am instructing you to do such a seemingly unimportant task. There are several very important and valid reasons for my thinking and here they go :

Facts

1. Plants decrease stress and increase productivity in the workplace by 12%.

2. Plants have been shown to reduce the frequency of fatigue, headache, sore/dry throats, coughs, dry facial skin, and negative well being by at least 20%.

3. Plant leaves can absorb certain organic chemicals and destroy them through a process called “metabolic breakdown” which means they can remove chemical toxins from the air.

4. Plants have been shown to increase overall happiness to the owner by bringing them closer to nature.

Why Lucky Bamboo?

1. It is the easiest indoor plant to take care of requiring only water and no direct sunlight.

2. Feng Shui beliefs say it can bring easy money, wealth, and a good flow of luck.

3. Thought to bring balance and order to space it is placed in.

4. And bottomline, it makes you look very cultured impressing anyone who walks by.

So go buy your lucky bamboo and enjoy it my friends.

- Jeff Buettner
Real Estate Wiz Kid

Help me find some bamboo for my real estate!